Monday, May 21, 2007

A minute about the past

So I was reading the free press weblog at work today (I'm way too non-productive). And something caught my eye. The topic of history came up, and one of the frequent posters made some sort of comment of denouncing "Liberal Revisionist History." Rightfully so, I got angry, and very much wanted to post a very angry rebuttle. But knowing that my work IP address would show up just in case those pesky IT guys start investigating my usage, I reconsidered. Now I have the chance.

For those of you who don't know me, and for those of you who do, you should know one thing. I am not a Democrat. I actually have positions on things (ha ha ha...I kid). I'm not a Republican either. I actually have a conciensce (somebody stop me). I like to think of myself as a radical centrist. I am fiscally conservative, favor a small government, but on the other hand, I am very socially liberal. I guess that would technically make me a Libertarian, but since the Libertarian Party is pretty much completely evil (Pat Buchanon what!), I attend no Political Party.

So that's where I stand on the spectrum.

I was a history major. I took many history courses, particularly American History. While I'm absolutely certain there are those that took the same courses I did would disagree, none of my professors had a hidden agenda. Okay, maybe the overweight middle-aged lesbian did, but it wasn't an overt agenda. Most history professors are liberal, most will not hide it, nor do they need to. But just because a Liberal teaches something, it doesn't make it a "Liberal Spin." I got news for you: slavery happened. So did the genocide of American Indians. So did generations of mistreatment of anyone that was not English/French/German. American History isn't completely rosey.

There are those of you who would label me an "America-hating Communist" for what I just said, but I'm sorry, it is the truth. George Washington never cut down a cherry tree. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves for political reasons, not moral ones. The Spanish didn't sink the Maine. Teddy Roosevelt was the most liberal Republican President since Lincoln. Woodrow Wilson's 14 Point plan did work...it just took another 30 years and 50 million lives. The Holocasut HAPPENED. The Gulf of Tonkin incident was fabricated. John Kerry actually did legitimately earn his medals. It was, in fact, Jimmy Carter's negotiations that freed the hostages. Communism would have died whether or not Reagan was in office. And so on...

I don't understand why those people who may not like the fact that people speak about the ills of this country try to villify historians. A legitimate Historian does not care what letter was next to your name. A legitimate historian does not go into a project trying to prove preconcieved notions. I learned a lot about the world, but more importantly myself in my years of schooling. Not everything is black and white. In fact, it is mostly gray.

Lynn Cheney, wife of our honorable Vice President, recently said that our public school curriculum needs to change, that they taught (and I'm paraphrasing, because I don't have the actual source) "too much George Washington Carver, and not enough George Washington," and that "we should teach more American Ideals and Themes than actual history." Really, Lynn? Why would we hide from the truth? Why would we try to ignore slavery, genocide, discrimation, illegal/improper wars? In fact, we teach history because:

We cannot understand where we are or where we are going until we understand from where we have come. If we do not learn from the mistakes of the past we are doomed to repeat them.

That includes teaching both sides of the equation, not just the one that fits your narrow view of the world.

I love talking about history. If you ever want to have an argument...er discussion, I'm always game.

1 comments:

Radiofloyd said...

"The History Teacher"

Trying to protect his students' innocence
he told them the Ice Age was really just
the Chilly Age, a period of a million years
when everyone had to wear sweaters.

And the Stone Age became the Gravel Age,
named after the long driveways of the time.

The Spanish Inquisition was nothing more
than an outbreak of questions such as
"How far is it from here to Madrid?"
"What do you call the matador's hat?"

The War of the Roses took place in a garden,
and the Enola Gay dropped one tiny atom on Japan.

The children would leave his classroom
for the playground to torment the weak
and the smart,
mussing up their hair and breaking their glasses,

while he gathered up his notes and walked home
past flower beds and white picket fences,
wondering if they would believe that soldiers
in the Boer War told long, rambling stories
designed to make the enemy nod off.
~Billy Collins

Also, Buchanan isn't a libertarian.